You know that Chinese curse? The one that goes “may you get everything you wish for?” Well, I don’t believe in curses and I’m wishing for more of you. I mean a bigger audience — I’m not asking you to put on weight or anything like that. So do your part and tell your friends, aunts, uncles, and hot, sexy cousins about me. Speaking of, you should have seen Greco’s cousin, she was smokin! Oh, crap, I think I hear him coming back from meeting with his lawyers about the animal rights protest going on outside the courthouse. (sigh) It might be awhile until the next one, so without further ado, here’s the big show.

Episode 4: “Fame” (18 min.)

As a seasoned podcasting veteran, I felt it was necessary to turn the proverbial mirror inward and examine what makes me tick. I’m talking genetics here people — the goppity-gook of life; but the Skittles, Smarties, and Spree that make the man somehow don’t reveal his soul, do they? Heck, I’m getting all philosophical and stuff like Socrates. Of course, he drank poisioned wine. Me, I can’t hold down a Yoo-hoo. Damn lactose. I pour some for my homies on lockdown, aiight? Check it — the show.

Episode 3: “Family” (18 min.)

Back with a vengeance! Aint nothing going to break-ah my stride… oh no. Of course, my Mom tends to slow me down; its true. But I am very glad she is an excellent attorney cuz I need one… or two, depending on how things go. You see, between the U.S. Army and my former neighbors, I might be in some trouble, but I have no fear. Because if this show has taught me anything, its… well, its a lot of things… its a big show.

Episode 2: “Duty” (16 min.)

Adam Curry played my promo on his show The Daily Source Code (DSC467) today! Wow! So exciting… I don’t even have the words. It’s like finding two toy surprises in your Cracker Jack Box. And then opening one of them and finding another toy surprise. Oh, joy!

My first podcast ever. This is so exciting. Of course, not everything went as planned. Whoever said don’t play with matches if you don’t want to, you know, burn your stuff… or whatever. I’ve never been very good remembering those things people say. I’m sure whoever said it was smart and all, but did they podcast? Probably not, but still it applies in this case. Am I making any sense? Just listen to the show.

Pilot: “Diversity” (16 min.)

Another promo done entirely by yours truly, Walter Flange. This one is nice and short.
Promo #2 (50 sec.)

Hey everybody! So launching into this crazy Internetaverse, I figured I should do something to let people know I am out here. Here I am! Hey, what’s your sign? You come here often? That’s a nice bag, is it Kate Spade? Okay, let’s slow down.

Get to know me: Promo #1: The Basement

Promo #1 (75 sec.)

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